Diane Oser’s Sound Visions

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ************************************************************************ My wife walked into [...]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person 4) Never ask your 3-year old [...]

This is easier than it sounds, and very delicious. Ingredients, -pork tenderloin, approx. 1 lb. -4 or 5 pitted prunes -a small handful of walnut pieces -butter -green mustard (or any dijon style mustard) -seasoning salt, salt & pepper -flour for dredging -butchers cord or small metal skewers, or needle and thread Method Preheat oven [...]

Diary of a snow shoveler December 8 – 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt [...]

Spread the Stupidity Only in North America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America…..do banks leave both doors [...]