Diane Oser’s Sound Visions

When Insults Had Class These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” A member of Parliament to Disraeli: [...]

Ok, smart people, answer these – – – – - O x y m o r o n’s Also known as Steve Wrightism 1 Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2 Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3 < b>If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, [...]

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I have [...]