Diane Oser’s Sound Visions

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THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T 1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a ‘tittle’. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and [...]

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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don’t work there, You may live in Canada . If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . [...]

When Insults Had Class These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” A member of Parliament to Disraeli: [...]

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I have [...]

‘Kimosabe, look towards sky; what you see?’ The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’ ‘What that tell you?’ asked Tonto?” The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ‘Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, [...]

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A [...]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question*: *Is Hell exothermic (gives [...]