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Hey! some of these really made my brain hurt…smile This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score [...]
Headlines From The Year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions [...]
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ************************************************************************ My wife walked into [...]
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person 4) Never ask your 3-year old [...]
Diary of a snow shoveler December 8 – 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt [...]
Spread the Stupidity Only in North America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America…..do banks leave both doors [...]
Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why the US is in trouble! I had a New Hampshire Congress woman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) _____ I got a call from a candidate’s staffer, who wanted to [...]
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE [tag]RIDDLES[/tag] I HAVE SEEN….THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR [tag]BRAIN[/tag] AND STALLS ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS!! LOL 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the [...]
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers : Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, [...]
A friend of mine has a dog. A great dog, very intelligent. Nice to people. It turns out maybe a bit too smart. Like maybe annoyingly clever. Jessie stays in his crate when his master (hahahah chortle guffaw) has to be away. Last week, Jessie managed to snout his way through the bars of his [...]
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