Diane Oser’s Sound Visions

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Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I have [...]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question*: *Is Hell exothermic (gives [...]

Headlines From The Year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions [...]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ************************************************************************ My wife walked into [...]

Diary of a snow shoveler December 8 – 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt [...]

Spread the Stupidity Only in North America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America…..do banks leave both doors [...]

Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why the US is in trouble! I had a New Hampshire Congress woman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) _____ I got a call from a candidate’s staffer, who wanted to [...]